Sunday, December 31, 2006

Please don't parole my client.

Think long term.

Those silly 1980s.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

What a production.

WHO knows.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Amen.

And as the tenth bullet states:

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Too common.

You got our daughter a WHAT?

Sunday, December 24, 2006

I'm not talking milk & cookies.

See you next year. In court.

Some places reindeer won't fly.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Cheap.

Damn spot.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Liquid assets.

Vanished!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

And so on.

That looked like it hurt.

Brush 'em if you got 'em.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Dolly the Sheep says, "Bah!"

One's always clean, one's sometimes dirty.

Industrialization ain't all bad.

Freedom is a relative term.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Seasonal work.

Who's sponsoring who?

Newsflash, indeed.

Creepy.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Resolve to not change diapers.

It's tough to cross the tracks.

Something's not right here.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

And now for a break in our regularly scheduled format.

If you would be so kind as to pop over to GOODmagazine.com you'll see that three indexed-cards (none of which have been posted on this site) are featured in GOOD Magazine's second issue.

I think that's rather neat.

Hats off to them.

Not paying costs more.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Are those things safe?

Moses rode a triceratops to the promised land?

And Little Bobby brokered Middle Eastern peace.

Hands to yourself.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Epidemic.

Quite the clip.

Et tu?

Sunday, December 10, 2006

You need something?

Publicly traded.

Six feet underachiever.

Unappetizing.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Why? Why? Why?

But he's got soul. Or something.

I believe!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

The Nice List is written in pencil.

Yummy!

Lame duck and cover.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

But you just had to be there.

How bridal shops make cash.

Same difference.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Eventually.

Don't be scared.

The wow factor.

Medicare, Dude. It's groovy.

Monday, December 04, 2006

What? Me? I'd never do that!

Oh, burn.

You are not immune.

Better than getting moldy, though.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Honesty as fiscal policy.

Stop breaking them.

Sneaky bastards.

Keeps you going, barely.

 
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