Define 'nice' however you like.

Payback.

OH NO YOU DID NOT.

And a lot of people agree.

Gross thought of the day.

Nightmare on Old Street.

Are we unbalanced?

Another reason to bundle up.

Hi, I'm _____!

With love to the physics nerds.

This goes on your permanent record!

935 times.

Volatile much?

Housekeeping.

See also: Papyrus.

Step away from the big, red button.

Disintegration.

You want me to what?

The Indexed book is ready to go!

The official release date is 2/28/08, and it's already available for pre-order all over the interwebs (yep, there's a link in the sidebar).

Buckets and buckets of thanks to everyone for every link, every comment, every email, and every helping hand that made this not just probable, but actual.

Here's the cover:

Restless legs?

Starving or drinking wine.

Hiccup in the sky!

Rage. It's what's for breakfast.

Rated I, for Immature.

Stylists, help us out.

You have a better shot than you think.

Please, for all of humanity.

Clearly unbalanced.

Work what you've got.

Even Grandpa was a punk kid once.

Those look good.

Not in your comfort or time zone.

Old vices, new media.

Please, give the writers whatever they want.

Population density.

Zoned out.

Unchosen!

You might wanna put some cream on that.

One's admired. One's not.

Perk or Punishment?

Happy New Year!

Telephone for you.

Cause, effect, or both?

Woo-hoo or Boo-hoo.