Thursday, March 29, 2007

As requested: Sad Country Music.

But you should be able to use that energy.

Ad agencies call this 'branding.'

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Nobody looks happy, either way.

No thanks.

You really don't want to eat that.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Exodus, anyone?

Liability? Oh, you mean the car, right?

See, it's not impossible.

Office equilibrium.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Good grief.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

How's life on your island?

There are sickos out there.

Salty.

AMT stands for Ache Most Terrible.

Food coma.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Time to get to work.

Say whaaa?

Lonely poseurs.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Big money on the line.

Or grotesque deformities.

How'd that thing get in here?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Every cry echoes in a McMansion.

Some cycles are easier to ride than others.

Ask any widow.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Erin go blargh!

Rejoice!

Rock anthems now equal sales pitches. For investments.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Hello, BBCers!

Indexed debuted this morning on the BBC Online.

It'll be a weekly feature (for the next 6 weeks, at least), one that goes up each Friday and then comes down the following Sunday.

Go ahead, pop over and see.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Exponentially.

Harmless? No: Calculating.

Especially if the movie's bad.

72 degrees on Tuesday. Snow today. No joke.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A present for Mac users!

The very kind and talented web-master Mau Sandoval (who just happens to run a web design and development studio) has built for you an Indexed dashboard widget!

Now you can scroll through all the Indexed cards from the comfort of your OSX desktop.

Hooray for people like Mau who just decide to help out random strangers like me.

Go here and your widget will download auto-magically.

Really, it boggles my mind.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Predicated on whatever.

Wattage.

Yes, there is always another option.

Make a reference.

Monday, March 12, 2007

We have issues.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Weathering it.

I'm not going. I have a meeting with my parole officer.

They look so innocent.

Tethered and controlled by the invisible hand.

Who's watching that again?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Envelope stuffing vs. Envelope pushing.

Your hand goes WHERE?

Throw cash at the novelty.

I'm gonna cut myself with this Lexus key.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Hot.

Washington & Franklin, gettin' down to business.

Get 'em, Baby!

Monday, March 05, 2007

No sex. Just the city.

I know you're special. Now give me my fries.

Cell phones, for example.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Highly corrosive.

No wrong answers = Lots of right ones.

So sayeth the CDC.

Friday, March 02, 2007

With Penguin's Viking Studio!













Details will be posted as I get them.
In the meantime, please, help me spread the news!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Sacred. And tasty.

This goes into your permanent file.

 
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