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Ewww. Hope you were near an automated car wash.
Did this actually happen to you? Yikes.My hope for humanity was lost much sooner than this.
Isn't it nice to live in a society where you have a windshield and instead of a brick it was a diaper?
Damn entitlement breeders.
Ugh is right. I've had remnants of a Big Mac and fries flung at my windshield, hitting at 40 mph it's hard to distinguish from a dirty diaper. Special sauce, enough said.
Look Who's Talking Part 1 Shout Out!!!! (end scene Kristie Alley slaps the diaper on the wind shield)
Love it..Surely it should be 'shit hitting the fan'??
I haven't had a diaper hit my windshield, but a soda bottle full of piss hit my car not long ago. Lovely.I didn't lose hope for humanity, though. Just for the idiotic young men that threw the bottle.
The fact that this may have happened to you (and the others here) breaks my heart; the fact that you analyzed it so beautifully, elegantly gives me hope. Keep up your wonderful index cards, they’re the fist thing I go to when I get home at night!
I love this one!!
Funny thing is, when I saw the diagram, I wasn't even thinking about OUTSIDE the car... I have a 9 month old, and I was picturing some crazy passenger compartment scenario. Perhaps I need to see somebody about this...heh heh.
Awesome, first one of your index's I've seen. Keep it coming, cracked me up.
Please tell me this isn't based on a true story.
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