Friday, July 25, 2008

Here's your $20, and we're glad you didn't cut off your feet.

18 comments:

John said...

at least not both of them...

Thomas Blair said...

Is this derision or sarcasm? One can't tell.

Trevor said...

Weird... my parents just say "Here's your $20" and stop there...

Thoughtful Review Guy said...

Love it! I laughed out loud.

Josh said...

dumb. a lawn mower does not qualify as heavy machinery.

Anonymous said...

yeah, there's a problem: those lawnmowers that are bigger than some street-savvy automobiles would qualify as heavy machinery -- but no owner of these would ever let a child use these -- since it's just tooo much fun to drive around with them (they've got a speed switch that, really!, lets you choose between "Turtle" and "Rabbit"-icons)

The Fat Girl Inside said...

love it! i had to mow the lawn when i was 10 & i didn't even get paid!

Chris said...

I made a killing mowing lawns in rich neighborhoods during high school. Around $25/hr.

(x, why?) said...

My father's lawn mower was kind of heavy ... at least it was when I was 8.

... of course, that dollar sign looked more like a c with a line through it and it came after the 20 ...

(x, why?) said...

Check this out:
http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&date=7/25/2008&id=43803

a guy was arrested for shooting his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun.

Surprisingly, alcohol may have been involved.

*Loreli* said...

This made me laugh.
And my foot was cut off by a lawnmower.
It's OK, they sewed it back on.

Bret said...

Yes! Of course! Why didn't I think of that!

Krissy said...

lol..this is great. Kudos<3

Kat said...

Yeah I totally met a girl whose brother cut her heel off the with the lawnmower on purpose. I guess that's why I was always strictly forbidden to mow the lawn, which, in retrospect, was awesome.

krishna kumar said...

ouch!

The Bemused Muse said...
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Maria said...

ahahahaha! reading that i had an actual "lol" moment.

Anonymous said...

This could also be the Chinese Figure Skating Team.

 
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