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hahahahaha.
seriously.

Oh my God, this is brilliant.

My interns question everything I say, boldly do whatever they want, and never get me coffee. What am I doing wrong?

programmerman, deriving data from this chart, I'd say you forgot to neuter them. :)

The title is by far the best part... nice work.

Oh boy. Looks like I've got a great future waiting for me in a few years!

This is also the job description for middle managers.

Now I see why new graduates are having such a hard time getting employed. We aren't loyal to anyone but ourselves, do things in our own time, and have the gall to ask for more, better, faster (in corporate ladder terms).

This fits most suck-ups nicely - especially the part about "no gonads"

now you know why you're called a "dog's body"...

In Indian film industry there's not a single actor who's as handsome as me.Indian film actors based in mumbai are so cheap.

how about the dogs? still our bestfirendS? :)

Hello-
I just found your blog via Andrew Sullivan. I stole "the man's best friend" for use as my wallpaper. I hope that's okay.

Jess

this is me! (and i don't feel one bit sorry for it)

This one cold also be called "Neutered Dog". LOL!!

I knew there was something I was missing when I started my own firm...INTERNS! Add to list...