More dead than alive.

Get on your bike and get outta there.

And this blanket is wet.

Not surprisingly, they always have 'Money' and 'Forbes' in the waiting room.

Aww!

Or just keep going in circles.

Got it. Now what?

Choose your battles carefully.

Just desserts? Or drive-thru value-meal?

Fantasy vs. Frustration.

Shhhh!

Doesn't look so good.

It sounded kinda fun.

Or animated dwarf porn.

Anybody? Anybody?

Milk it. Sell it. Or complain about it.

Regressive like sales tax.

There goes THAT future.

Give it to Mikey. He eats everything.

Get past it or you can't move on!

Step away from the stove.

All else being equal (sure, right).

For Dad, in reference to: there is vs. there are.

Or at least lock him up somewhere.

She's what? Oh, she's impossible.

And bankruptcy is not an option!

As suggested by Marissa P.

Run away!

Hogzilla, anyone?