Look, a new coffee-maker!

Take a deep breath, and put the paperwork down.

Close enough.

Passing the gravy.

Why we regret being nice.

Making a big stink.

Always. Everyone. Everywhere.

Sure. Sure.

Volume to mass conversion.

Exploitation of performers, too.

Calling in sick?

Fitting in.

Quite a showcase.

My ears are bleeding.

Cough, cough, hack, hack.

How sinister.

Because G.I.s have bills.

Gulp.

Ground Chuck. Or Larry.

Safety nets of different sorts.

Right under your nose.

Even food, to some degree.

Family.

Time to what?

Lucky you.

Out of sight. On your tab.

Who ordered this?

Study hall of shame.

Everyone's hoping to score.

It looked like a hookah.

Rock on! There's cream cheese!

Hug somebody today, okay?

Newman!

First impressions shouldn't be the last ones, though.

Bright, shiny objects.

Returning the favor?

Bank on it.