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oh, the good ole days...winston, where are you?
http://cfo.cityofcf.com/web2/view.do?dir=parksandrec/nat&tile=aquatic.htm

Yes, thank you, that's true!

I don't often actually "laugh out loud." Thanks for giving me the rare treat. :)

Are you coming out with a calendar I can give for Christmas presents?

In my life guarding days we never saw a floating poo (nor a floating chocolate bar). But sometimes a diaper didn't do quite good enough a job and we'd get everybody out of the kids' pool and put that pool's filter on overdrive, namely when we observed corn in the kids' pool.

Is this to say that if the poo sinks... all is well?

I imagine this as a birds eye view of said pool :)

As a current lifeguard, there was another situation for clearing the pool this past summer and a good explanation to make everyone understand, "Everyone get out we must let everyone waiting outside to have a dip before we all melt from this 42C weather with humidity. We will be rotating in 1.5 hour shifts. As for us guards we will be here guarding all 600 of your lives for the next 10 hours straight. Would anyone like to trade positions??? if not please let everyone have a chance to cool off" Our pay should relate to weather conditions any thoughts?

I used to be a lifeguard and that really took me back.

LMAO
That was hilarious! This should be on a T-shirt too.