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"Congress" could also probably be substituted for President Bush

This is freakin hilarious to me because I was just saying to my friends that Cheney's official theme song should be "Put Your Hand inside the Puppet Head" by They Might be Giants.

I nominate that title for best title ever

So true - I think you could substitute the FDA and FTC for congress, too.

And the hand way too often belongs to Big Pharma and Oil.

The Venn Diagram seems to be constructed inside out. An item does not have to simultaneously be Howdy Doody, Kermit the Frog, and Congress in order to be controlled by puppeteers. I'm not even certain what that would imply.