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Love it! took me a nanosec but it was worth it!

i have a huge crush on you

so THAT's my problem...

if it were only that easy...

And that's what she said.

Yes, because that's what my girlfriend says. "Honey, if you'd only turn off the TV, we could have wild sex."

Or, maybe, it's something like, "Honey? Why don't you turn off the TV so we can talk. About cats. And how many more we need."

You may have just won the internet...

That was a really good one.

haha i liked that

I win: a=on & b=off.

One of my favorites yet, keep up the good work...

This also works with the "Sports Program" value replaced with "World of Warcraft".

Who wins? Depends upon the quality of the girlfriend.

love it!