Saturday, September 30, 2006

Return the favors.

Schedules in retirement.

Yeah, you got it.

I made 50 tons of waste and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

California roll in Nebraska? Risky.

Relative discomfort.

Coincidence?

More invisible obstacles.

Can't see over the dashboard.

See ya, sucker.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Salty!

Empty nests.

Talons are for hunting, or for hunting & pecking.

Honestly.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Worked into a lather, too.

Fear the dented Datsun.

Doughnut potential.

Why idealists are always busy.

In quite a state.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

What a nice logo you have.

What's on TV?

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Entrepreneurship.

Friday, September 22, 2006

For you Olympic Mathletes.

And then the witch fell in the oven.

Eat, drink & be merry.

What's the problem?

Share and share alike.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Magic 8-ball says: go for it.

Make-up can't cover ambition.

Thanks a lot.

And then we get a little bitterness.

I can't feel my knees.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Like how to do laundry.

Good morning!

Mysterious when closed.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Disposable income and correspondence.

They don't mean to do it.

Urban legends = fun.

Lookin' smooth.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Presumptions in context.

So he collects stamps alone.

Soap for Lady Macbeth.

Cologne vs. Pheromones.

And he had a great time.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

To be polite.

Or charity.

And it's not your chicken salad recipe.

Friday, September 15, 2006

You tell me.

All kinds of messages.

Write it all off.

He's got a great personality.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Gimmie.

Hindsight helps you see the ugliness.

All equally unappealing.

Alternate compensation.

Shameful.

Who will tie the girl to the railroad tracks?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'll get right on that.

Work and play are sometimes rather close.

It's how they survive.

The unknown is scary.

Make them go away.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

And far, far away from home.

Gravity meets vanity. Gravity wins.

Or divide everything by two.

Change of address changes everything.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Hooray for youth.

Feel better.

Sure. Of course.

And a pretzel or two.

Fuddy Duddy.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Small, but expensive.

Misfortune.

Miles per gallon.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Home of 'reality' TV.

Caring Equals Overhead.

Can't defunk that stink.

But you don't know until you test it.

No need to post bail.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Do what you must.

With the band.

Nursing homes, too.

Applies to guys and girls.

Prime-time lame.

Not even close to precious metal.

Nobody drives a Toledo.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The cycle of blah.

For all you first-borns out there.

Muscle relaxants, stat.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

And that's fun?

The gap is closing. Slowly.

Flushed away to heaven.

Your girlfriend's listed as a reference?

Action, indeed.

Since most cabbies are male.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Plumbers love Rapunzel.

A little of this, a little of that.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Yeah, but how?

Perspective and such.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Deodorant is an asset.

Time to learn some new tricks.

Stay connected.

And don't look back.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Glucose free.

Original copies.

Lattes = Higher property taxes.

This knife can even cut through cans!

 
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