And now Baby Jesus will not stop crying.

Scrub that.

It's a uniform: you know, like the football team has.

Thanks!

Of course, next year it'll be different.

Safe travels.

Well, not too early on Sunday morning.

She was plain, and a very good thief.

Another reason to fear Santa.

It's SO not what you think.

Febreeze, don't fail me now.

Oh what fun.

So once you're all leveled up, then what?

Like, a future of their own?

Is A wise, or something else?

It's a party.

Um, thanks?

He looks very tired.

No wonder they're always hiring.

Do not incite the loud and fed up.

Fleetingly lovely.

Special.

Not all of Frosty melts.

Indexed at McClatchy.

Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm covering the US presidential election for McClatchy news service's alt.campaign.

Pop over there to check it out.

Have fun.

Status.

Opa, nein!

Meltdown, indeed.

Fair in color, not in practice.

Occupied.

50-something and laid off? Stop shaving now.