Speaking of nerdy, this is the 400th index card.

Take what you can get, I guess.

Oh, barf!

Railings are on the right.

Sure, you met her at summer camp.

'Tis the season.

That cast is super trendy.

Look at me, mommy!

What do you make? A mess.

Self defense today.

Karma, tied with a bow.

Just your luck.

Work it, my little meal ticket!

Then you suffocate and devour them. Ha!

Just can't take it.

Drink this. I made it just for you.

The fool and his money, and all that.

Scout down!

Amazon lives somewhere between the two.

Sure, I'll take your picture.

You survived O'Hare. You get leftovers.

Ah, high school.

Someday, those will fit again. But it's unlikely.

Hypothetically.

That is certainly not clean.

What is that? Did it hurt?

Abercromie cargo pants are not a costume.

Depends on who you ask, of course.

An erection for how many hours? No thanks.

Unnaturally perfect.

Pepto doesn't help, does it?

Here's an ugly model.

Play it again!

It's free! Well, not really.

Dilbert hates paying child support.

Miles to go before you sleep.

It's tax deductible.

Anything for a red vine.

I'll look into that.

Hungry!

I found Jesus hiding in some legislation!

And he laughs about it.

Busted.

Too bad Santa.

Hot & sticky.

Keepin' it real.

They don't pay flight attendants enough.

Let me get my violin.

Allegedly.

Unabridged? Hell, yeah.

Because loans just aren't enough.

Awesome job on the pre-nup.

Congress is still mostly white.

Make it memorable.

He won't see these ratty drawers, anyway.

Let's right-size this right outta the box.

Place your bets.