Hold onto those ankles.

Genesis of the Crazy Old Cat Lady.

The doctor will see you in 70 years.

Lassie? Oh, Lassie!

Diebold? Or just quietly?

Space to think, if possible.

To say nothing of stains.

Boy, Girl, or Carb?

Why not buy a personality with that trust fund?

Not sexy.

I'm busy right now. Come back later.

What siren?

How did you manage to dial that number?

Will you be checking that or carrying on?

Cooties!

Like it's 1999. Or 1929. Whatever.

Or an extra year in retirement?

Move along.

Taking one for the pro team.

We're all a little fruity.

Thick skin is comfy.

Fumes = No loitering

Stylin.

Cake in the girl or girl in the cake.

Hacking at our patience.

Ouch.

So, you need a job now, Mr. Bully?

An expensive evening, either way.

Look, a new life form. Quick, kill it!

Dub in a scream.

Break out the stem cells, already.

The 'slackers' must work until they die.

You get the idea.

Nice thong. No, not really.

Dealing with scum, one way or another.

Does the dress even matter all that much?

Finals, schminals.

Nightmares.

120 homecoming queens live in this dorm.

No address, no voting precinct.

Is that stubble? Dear god.

No offense to anybody from Germany.

Black Friday.

Can you blame her?

Aww, rats.

www.redcross.org

Talking about your problems is not a cool hobby.

So open a 529 for her, Dad.

I know that beat.

And the plane goes right on through.

No thank you very much.

No perfect man, either.

But I don't remember that.

There's a song about this somewhere, I think.

Gotta start somewhere.

Where does Grandpa shop?

Responsibility. Of sorts.