Tomorrow is always soon.

Top three, at least.

Complain productively.

Keepin' it real.

Something has to give.

And this Beanie Baby will fund my retirement.

Because sanity is worth more than rent.

I should feel guilty for this one. But I don't.

Creepy things, either way.

Maybe later.

Oh yes you did.

I see something in this piece.

And then he choked on his hood.

At least that I can see.

What's the real estate?

Thank you, USPS.

Animal farm.

Same thing, really.

Before it's too late.

Why not?

Pick a snack.

Family values.

The nerd takes a cheap shot.

Vaccinated.

Pigeons just love convertibles.

70 hour weeks call for extra juice.

Supervision, not so super.

Pricey.

But I had fun!

Poor little fowl.

And you think we don't see.

Jeepers creepers: peepers!

Popular is easy. Just like high school.

Because, of course, some Prince is on his way.

The one person we are all powerless against.

A perfect pair, thinks you.

Two words: Antiques Roadshow.

Think of it as a promotion.

Hopefully temporary.

Afterschool special.

Coveted secrets.

Ivory tower or deep, deep hole?

But her dog has all his shots.

Girl, you know it's true.

Worth it?

You are what you—eh, you know.

A function of time.

Sex-ay.

Something to talk about.

Be careful, Grandpa.

And it won't grow back.

Quite the event.

My poor scanning skills appear again.
The last word is 'parties' and I'm sorry for the bad cropping.

Retainer be damned.

See you on Dateline, Pervy.

There are many more rewarding hobbies out there.

But I love her!